Gang Green looking forward to proving their worth Sunday against the upstart Fins;  Chad Pennington looking forward to sticking it to Jets’ brass by decapitating Brett Favre and stealing his soul Highlander style, capping ultimate season of retribution.
Yankees sign Wang to one year deal; Ensure marginally talented, childish, lazy morning bloggers at least another year [...]

G-Men come up huge in possible NFC Championship preview, knock off Panthers 34-28;  Earth, Wind, power of Captain Planet carry Giants to OT victory.
Jets lose out west again, playoff hopes looking slim; Eric Mangini not panicked however, and still looking festively plump.
Rondo too much for Knicks to handle as Celtics earn record win, 124-105; Chris [...]

Knicks center/bench anchor Eddy Curry being sued by Casual Male over unpaid clothing bill; Alleged indiscretion is over more than $41,000, just slightly above cost for the fabric necessary to make two shirts for Eddy Curry.
Rangers spurned by veteran free-agent Mats Sundin, who chooses Vancouver instead; Apparently, the 37 year old center just couldn’t swallow [...]

Mets introduce K-Rod at holiday party; Party turns awkward when a drunk Jose Reyes pees on decorative plant and Moises Alou shows up and shoves his hands in the soil.
Slow starting Jazz rally to defeat Nets 103-92 in battle for the least intimidating names in sports.
While not panicking in the absence of Plaxico Burress the [...]

Late surge by Kobe knocks off Knicks in bid for LA upset; Team falls just short despite superb performance by Nate Robinson, who scores season high and drops as many points as inches he is tall.
Yankees interest in Manny Ramirez apparently growing; GM Cashman reportedly only lukewarm on the idea though, as he does not [...]

D’Antoni picks up where he left off in Phoenix as poor shooting dooms his shot happy philosophy to an entertaining and hard fought loss… Ahhh memories.
Scantily clad fan removed from Giants game due to her sexy Santa outfit; Antonio Pierce denies claims that he attempted to conceal the woman and transport her to his New [...]

Giants fall to supposedly fueding Cowboys in Dallas;  T.O. says of he and Witten’s relationship, “He’s a hell of a player, so it’s not that big of a deal that he’s a total f—ing douche who has secret meetings with my quarterback, man… it’s no big deal… he’s just my qu-qu… my… excuse me!” as [...]

Yanks waiting on Pettitte’s decision on 1 year, $10 million offer; GM Cashman flies to Houston to give pitcher ultimatum of ”take this deal or we will happily overpay someone else to have a decent half season and crap the bed down the stretch.”
Status of Jets Brad Smith uncertain with concussion, receiver may be unavailable for [...]

Mets reportedly close to 3-year, $37 million deal with closer Francisco Rodriguez; In a dark room somewhere, Billy Wagner is listening quietly to “Enter Sandman” on repeat while clutching a stuffed Mr. Met doll and weeping uncontrollably.
Islanders fall to former star Jason Blake and the Maple Leafs, 4-2; Game under protest by Isles on the grounds of grammatical [...]

“Focused” Giants roughed up by Eagles at home; Backup Domenik Hixon made a crucial mistake early on, letting a sure fire touchdown go right through his arms, proving that Plaxico Burress isn’t the only Giants’ WR with holes in him.
Jets dominated my Mike Singletary’s new look Niners out west; With their second straight loss dropping [...]