You know what? We were going to frame this post with something clever, but screw it. Thanks to the following picture of Mark Sanchez becoming so popular off Google Images in the past couple of months, we’re hitting unprecedented traffic figures.
And the irony? We stole the picture off Google Images in the first place. So [...]

Little-known fact: When Mark Sanchez farts, butterflies come out.
And that’s actually the most unsavory thing about the Jets’ young quarterback.

Normally, here at the Editorial Whee!, we’re the most self-flaggelating of Jets fans. We firmly believe that, if left to their own devices, the Jets will go 8-8 in every season, just bad enough to miss [...]

Oh, what’s that Brett Favre, you detestable fool? You’re not done yet? In the words of the great Billy Wagner, “f@#$ing shocker.”
We were on vacation a couple of weeks ago when Favre first broke the news that he was staying retired, which, incidentally, is not breaking news.The word “news” comes from the term “new,” meaning [...]

The following format is completely unoriginal. It is a tribute to Fire Joe Morgan, which some of us think is the funniest Web site in the history of Internet. We read this piece on Mike Piazza’s bacne on Murray Chass’ blog and couldn’t help ourselves. So here goes. In keeping with FJM format, the bold [...]

The storied “Is this your homework” series continues with its newest entry, this one dedicated to the great Larry Bigbie. Once upon a time, we cited Larry Bigbie as the example of the type of run-of-the-mill Major League steroid user who got lost in the shuffle when everyone was pointing fingers at the Clemenses and [...]

We always think its a little bit funny when a newspaper sportswriter dies and all the other sportswriters memorialize him like he was the Single Greatest Human Who Has Ever Walked The Face Of The Earth, because we know exactly what’s going on there. Not that we blame the eulogists, of course. They want people [...]

So when we dismissed Joe Torre’s book as a “tell-some” yesterday? OK. That might have been a little premature. That was before we found out about this little gem, thanks to a source with a copy:
Donahue would then rub hot liniment all over [Roger] Clemens’ body. … Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment [...]

Wow, Joe Torre. Really? David Wells is difficult and Kevin Brown is mean? Randy Johnson, the homeliest human being in the history of human vision, is a sad sack? No! Say it ain’t so, Joe! A-Rod is self-absorbed? We refuse to believe it.
Obviously, the papers are having a field day with the “shocking” details of [...]

Alex Rodriguez is just like every girl we went to middle school with on Long Island back in the mid-90s. He’s obsessed with Derek Jeter, he loves Madonna, and he spends an hour in front of his mirror every morning making sure his makeup is absolutely perfect before he leaves the house.
We wouldn’t be surprised [...]

Yield to the Duke-stir, the world’s greatest football mind. Remember a few weeks back, when everyone and their uncle had the Jets in the Super Bowl? Everyone, that is, except us. We wrote:
Sign us up for not buying it. Why? Because these are the Jets. And no matter what anyone said about how bringing in [...]