Wang struggles to find his control in return as Yanks drop second straight to Orioles, lose 7-5; On the upside, those lucky enough to be listening on the radio got to enjoy hearing John Sterling say “The Orioles are really smacking Wang around.” Mets hold on for 9-7 victory despite bullpen giving up 3 runs; [...]

Johan Santana solid in debut, tight game preserved by bullpen in 2-1 Mets win over Cinci; J.J. Putz and Francisco Rodriguez return to their post-game lockers to find a steak dinner, a platinum rolex, and a signed headshot that reads “I love you.  Truly Yours, Johan,” waiting for each of them.  CC Sabathia and Mark [...]

Giants release wide receiver Plaxico Burress amid legal troubles; Coach Tom Coughlin feels they should be able to fill the void nicely as a promising youngster by the name of Harris Smith has emerged as a real talent in early workouts.  Mets add power by signing veteran slugger Gary Sheffield; Outspoken outfielder already diligently working on [...]

Mets beat Cards 5-2 despite Santana serving up dingers to Chris Duncan and Rick Ankiel; Ouch Johan, giving up a home run to a pitcher?  I mean sure, he’s a former pitcher turned outfielder who is suspected of having taken HGH at one time or another… but still, ouch. Yanks drop Phillies 8-2 to finish [...]

Cutler gets what he wants, Broncos now say they’re looking to trade star quarterback; Jets fans hoping they’re lucky enough to land Cutler, and enjoy at least a season of him before he demands a trade upon hearing rumors that Rex Ryan offered him up for Joe Flacco. Knicks make solid comeback effort, but fall [...]

Burress gun hearing adjourned until June 15th; Judge looking for a bit more time to work on his already riotous array of prepared Applebee’s, Harris Smith, and Cheddar Bob quips. Rangers drop Devils 3-0 at the Garden; Avery/Brodeur showdown drama free, save for Avery starting up an “AL-I-MONY” chant from the penalty box with the [...]

Late technical foul on Harrington’s dunk helps send game to OT as Knicks fall to Clippers 140-135; Realizing the fact that this EXACT same thing happened when the Knicks and Clippers met on February 11th, the team has begun investigating into the possibility of a hole in the space-time continuum. Cavs set team record with [...]

Knicks honor legends from each decade spanning from the 40′-90′s during halftime ceremony; Latrell Sprewell conspicuously absent, as he was invited to represent the 2000′s, but was unable to convince the airline to let him pay for his flight with autographed pictures of his repossessed yacht. Knicks lead big in the fourth, but fall to [...]

Santana K’s seven as Mets stomp Braves 12-1;Yankees staunchly holding to assertion that refusing to give up Ian Kennedy and Phil Hughes in bid for Santana was still the right move. Posada shows off surgically repaired shoulder, cuts down 3 base-stealers in minor league match up with Pirates; Pirates declare “WWII veteran pinch runners” day [...]