With the Mayan-predicted “rough year” of 2012 fast approaching it’s not easy to acknowledge glaring signs of the impending apocalypse, but ladies and gentleman, the New York Knicks are on a 3-game win streak.
In a season in which the previous highest point of hope came when Eddy Curry showed up looking like Eddy Curry’s not [...]

Jets get revenge on Bills in Toronto, hold on for 19-13 win; Sanchez, who received lessons on feet first sliding from Yankee coach Joe Girardi this week, injures himself sliding head first.  ”With respect to Mr. Girardi,” Sanchez said, “I only take sliding lessons from one man.”
Eli Manning confirms suspicions that autograph on Cowboy Stadium [...]

Nets cut down again, fall to 0-18; The NBA… where finding even more to rip on New Jersey for happens.
Gallinari shines again as Knicks fall to Magic; Knicks commentator Walt “Clyde” Frazier quickly running low on fresh, non-offensive Italian puns.
Tiger Woods’ saga continues with news of affairs and apologies; Sponsors sticking by him though, as [...]

Andy and Mo lead Yanks to 5-2 victory and trip to the World Series; Realizing he knows full well what it’s like to celebrate with a ridiculously hot woman, Jeter’s beer goggles take the road less traveled.
Jets use bumbling Raiders to get back on track with 38-0 stomping; Shifty RB Washington lost for season when [...]

So what in the world happened to the Jets on MNF?  Where did the dominating Gang Green that was favored even on the road disappear to?  After a second loss in a row, it’s time to start wondering where we place the blame…
- Mark Sanchez, master of poise, for being slightly out-poised by a second [...]

Yanks advance to ALCS finishing off Twins 4-1: Pavano puts forth solid effort, but ultimately wilts under crippling pressure of Minnesota media.
Manning’s injured heel a non-issue as G Men rock Raiders 44-7; Oakland hoping pro showdown at least tuned them up for better results in next week’s grudge match against Division III standout Sycamore State [...]

Livan Hernandez leads Mets to 8-3 win in Houston; Mets fans still coming to terms with over the hill, over the weight limit pitcher serving as their bright spot in 2009.
Yanks hold off A’s to finish off 9-1 homestand; Jeter passes Bernie Williams on most games played list, anxiously looking forward to passing him on [...]

Bombers coast on their way to a seventh straight win, drop A’s 6-3; Hughes masterful out of bullpen again, picking up first save and prompting Yankee brass to formulate set of “Hughes Rules” that will strictly monitor his pitch count and eventually render him useless.
Binghamton B-Mets mascot Bingo sums up 2009 in the Mets organization with simple [...]

Mets shut down by lowly Nationals with 4-0 loss in Washington; Receiving even more devastating injury news, Amazins also learn that their collective dignity, which was previously thought to be out for a few weeks, is officially done for the year and will require off-season surgery.
Yanks play textbook baseball in win over Orioles, now stand [...]

Mets round out series in Atlanta with loss, injury; Jerry Manuel driven to tears when realizing the loss of an intended spot starter who was picked up after being cut by the Astros may actually be the nail in his 2009 coffin.
Bombers complete sweep of Tigers behind a strong showing from Chamberlain; Joba points out [...]