Giants fall to supposedly fueding Cowboys in Dallas;  T.O. says of he and Witten’s relationship, “He’s a hell of a player, so it’s not that big of a deal that he’s a total f—ing douche who has secret meetings with my quarterback, man… it’s no big deal… he’s just my qu-qu… my… excuse me!” as [...]

Plaxico Burress provided all the comedy we could handle this morning, so a few jokes we liked didn’t make the cut. Here they are:
Other Giants alluded to owning guns themselves, with Brandon Jacobs adding, “if you come in between that door frame of my home, I’m going to kill you.” Jacobs backed up his words [...]

Jets fullback Tony Richardson warned his teammates about Oakland’s infamous Black Hole before Gang Green’s matchup with the Raiders this week. “One lady was about 75 years old,” he said, “and she shot us the bird.” The Jets plan to prepare for that treatment by driving on the New Jersey turnpike.
Yesterday Brett Favre, who has [...]

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After the Yanks’ win, Derek Jeter actually said, “We would like to have won, but sometimes the other team is going to beat us.” Of course, all that and more can be found in Jeter’s new magazine, Professional Athlete Cliche Quarterly. Should be a thrill ride.
You’d think Johan Santana’s complete game Sunday would end all [...]

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One joke was cut by the censors for being insensitive to Estelle Getty. We can’t tell you that one, but here’s an adjusted version:

Following the tragic loss of American acting legend Estelle Getty, Golden Girls creator Susan Harris has announced that [...]

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