Nets cut down again, fall to 0-18; The NBA… where finding even more to rip on New Jersey for happens.

Gallinari shines again as Knicks fall to Magic; Knicks commentator Walt “Clyde” Frazier quickly running low on fresh, non-offensive Italian puns.

Tiger Woods’ saga continues with news of affairs and apologies; Sponsors sticking by him though, as Gatorade renames “Quiet Storm” to “Public Sh*tstorm,” and Nike reworks “TW” symbol into scarlet “A.”

Cowboys’ owner  interested in hosting Mayweather-Pacquiao fight in 2010; Jones feels the much anticipated bout would be perfect precursor for Cowboy Stadium’s Jesus-Satan II: This time it’s Biblical, slated for 2012.