As mentioned on today’s show, The Nooner is going away.
If you’re still checking in here, thanks for the love. We, me, whoever, wrote a farewell piece at TedQuarters today.

You know what? We were going to frame this post with something clever, but screw it. Thanks to the following picture of Mark Sanchez becoming so popular off Google Images in the past couple of months, we’re hitting unprecedented traffic figures.
And the irony? We stole the picture off Google Images in the first place. So [...]

Everybody settle down. That man in the video player today is Ted Berg, from SNY.tv. He’s just filling in for Brittany while she’s home washing her hair, or awaiting a call from her favorite aunt, or doing whatever it is that girls do when they won’t answer our calls.
Anyway, we’re told she’ll be back tomorrow, [...]

Little-known fact: When Mark Sanchez farts, butterflies come out.
And that’s actually the most unsavory thing about the Jets’ young quarterback.

Normally, here at the Editorial Whee!, we’re the most self-flaggelating of Jets fans. We firmly believe that, if left to their own devices, the Jets will go 8-8 in every season, just bad enough to miss [...]

Oh, what’s that Brett Favre, you detestable fool? You’re not done yet? In the words of the great Billy Wagner, “f@#$ing shocker.”
We were on vacation a couple of weeks ago when Favre first broke the news that he was staying retired, which, incidentally, is not breaking news.The word “news” comes from the term “new,” meaning [...]

The following format is completely unoriginal. It is a tribute to Fire Joe Morgan, which some of us think is the funniest Web site in the history of Internet. We read this piece on Mike Piazza’s bacne on Murray Chass’ blog and couldn’t help ourselves. So here goes. In keeping with FJM format, the bold [...]

Some jokes that didn’t make the cut today:

The Mets know they could save their fans a lot of grief by just finding a working MRI machine in Florida, but want to build up Johan Santana’s frequent flyer miles so he can fly home for free when the season ends prematurely in September.

The Giants [...]

A few that didn’t make the show today:
Well, the great conspiracy has been revealed in Texas. It was A-rod’s cousin Yuri Sucart on the grassy knoll that day in Dallas.
This officially eliminates other suspects in the “who’s A-Rod’s drug pushing cousin” debate –- and it’s too bad. I had a three guy parlay [...]

The storied “Is this your homework” series continues with its newest entry, this one dedicated to the great Larry Bigbie. Once upon a time, we cited Larry Bigbie as the example of the type of run-of-the-mill Major League steroid user who got lost in the shuffle when everyone was pointing fingers at the Clemenses and [...]

We always think its a little bit funny when a newspaper sportswriter dies and all the other sportswriters memorialize him like he was the Single Greatest Human Who Has Ever Walked The Face Of The Earth, because we know exactly what’s going on there. Not that we blame the eulogists, of course. They want people [...]