Everybody settle down. That man in the video player today is Ted Berg, from SNY.tv. He’s just filling in for Brittany while she’s home washing her hair, or awaiting a call from her favorite aunt, or doing whatever it is that girls do when they won’t answer our calls.

Anyway, we’re told she’ll be back tomorrow, so watch Ted botch her jokes while we try to sort through all the traffic we keep getting from the shirtless Mark Sanchez picture that shows up third on a Google Image search for Mark Sanchez.