Giants fall 45-38 in offensive shootout with Eagles; Philly fans celebrate yule-tide victory by tossing flaming Baby Jesuses (Jeesi?) at local mall Santas.

Behind backup QB, Jets back in playoff picture with 26-3 rout in Tampa; GQ editors preparing Kellen Clemens sexpot photo shoot for January issue.

Hawks blow by undermanned, severely under-talented Nets; Nets promotional emails now coming from players personal addresses, sporting subject lines like “Brook Lopez wants to see you at the Nets-Raptors game :*(“.

Knicks bulk up front court, sign forward Bender;  Bender’s career highlights include  averaging 5.6 points and 2.2 rebounds per game, as well as accidentally receiving an invite to Comicon ’99 after being mistaken for beloved character of a Fox animated series.

Wang not in hurry to sign amid free agency; Major League teams not in hurry to sign Wang amid 86.73 era.