Giants’ “top defensive unit” torched by Brees and Saints in 48-27; Referee Ed Hochuli’s call of unnecessary buffness on himself in fourth quarter puts exclamation point on Saints’ dominating effort.

Sanchez throws 5 INT’s in Jets OT loss to Bills’ reserves; Rookie quarterback’s performance shaken by wind, cold, and general existence of defensive backs.

Knicks top Maccabi Tel Aviv in game featuring belligerent coach refusing to leave the floor; Knicks brass extend job offer to irate coach with explanation “It’s not like he sexually harassed anyone while blaming his own failed suicide attempt on his young daughter.”

Yankees head to LA with comfortable 2-0 lead; A-Rod sends memo to the general population apologizing if he has unintentionally rained his clutch down upon them mercilessly.