Little-known fact: When Mark Sanchez farts, butterflies come out.
And that’s actually the most unsavory thing about the Jets’ young quarterback.
Normally, here at the Editorial Whee!, we’re the most self-flaggelating of Jets fans. We firmly believe that, if left to their own devices, the Jets will go 8-8 in every season, just bad enough to miss the playoffs but just good enough to miss out on a decent draft pick.
Last year, they were one Dick Mauron gaffe away from that record.
This year, something funny is happening to us, and we don’t quite understand it yet. It’s kind of like puberty, except this time the funny feeling in our pants is hope for Gang Green. Oh, and it also probably has to do with our giant mancrush on Mark Sanchez.
Look at him, for chrissakes! He’s f@#$ing beautiful. Look at his eyes. That’s what a quarterback looks like.
Gamethread: Jets vs. Patriots 09.20.09 | JetsVine
September 20th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
[...] hand Brady his first loss this season. The offense had a lot to prove last week [no strike that, Chez had a lot to prove] and they went above and beyond expectations and I cannot see why they can’t do it again [...]
shaniqua
January 17th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
i hope that with that body you could win the super bowl and be champions you are the ones that could do it.
Joana
January 18th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I want to have his baby
Venusevie
January 24th, 2010 at 9:53 am
Man, you know everyone thought it, but you effin just said it!
Colts Fan
January 24th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
He’ll look beautiful watching the Colts win the Super Bowl on TV on Feb 7th.