Clutch performances from Oliver Perez and Daniel Murphy finally grab Mets 5-4 win over Dodgers; Upon realizing they had to be rescued by Perez and Murphy, remaining Mets march one by one, lemming-style  off Citi Field promenade.

Solid game by Burnett and Gardner give Yanks 4-3 win over Twins; SI writer Tom Verducci shocked to learn that not even Joe Mauer’s humble log cabin and lawn mowing life style can help the Twins to a victory over the Bombers.

Former Met Lenny “Nails” Dykstra files for bankruptcy in LA court; Dykstra is said to owe millions of dollars to over 20 of his largest creditors, not the least of which includes Big Chief Chewing Tobacco… ahhhh, the good stuff!

Nike supposedly confiscates tape of LeBron James getting dunked on by college sophomore in a pick-up game; Shoe conglomerate insists they had no reason to hide the dunk, but that LBJ’s subsequent uber-swearing, baby shaking, kitten punching tirade could have really hurt their marketing.