The series marked the second straight that the Yanks have dropped to losing teams in the NL East, but Joe Girardi has protested yesterday’s outcome and there’s some chance it’ll actually be upheld. Girardi’s case claims both that the Marlins made an illegal substitution and that it’s unfair for any team to have to use Brett Tomko, ever.

A rainy US Open will continue today, with fan favorite Phil Mickelson poised to make a heartwarming run to the top of the leader board, attempting to prove once again that with heart and effort, a man’s will can help him triumph over mountains of adversity, in this case brought on by trying to play golf in way too tight pants.

Giants Stadium will be torn down next year, but the FBI says it has no plans to check under section 107 for Jimmy Hoffa’s body. However, the bureau will conduct a thorough search for the remaining vestiges of Jeremy Shockey’s career. Apparently he’s on Joe Biden’s fantasy team.

Former Met Jeff Kent will join the cast of “Superstars,” a game show that pairs athletes with celebrities and makes them compete in extreme sports. Kent’s team is expected to struggle in extreme truth-telling and extreme not-being-a-total-asshole, but is a heavy favorite in extreme not-truck-washing and extreme riding-Barry-Bonds-lineup-presence-to-an-MVP Award.