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The Monday Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Jun 15, 2009, 9:03 am

Mets ace chased early by Yankees in rubber game rout; Santana disgusted with lack of Met run support in 15-0 loss.

Lakers hold serve in Orlando, drop the Magic to win their 15th championship in franchise history; Shaq tweets congratulations, Kobe upset that twitter has not yet employed the technology that would allow him to reply with a picture of his middle finger sent via twitterberry.

Met closer Francisco Rodriguez confronts Yankee reliever Bruney following verbal jabs exchanged through the media; After throwing a few pointed insults that he felt swung the argument in his favor, K-Rod screamed, pumped his fist wildly, and pointed to the sky thanking God for the win.

Penguins pull off upset, win the Stanley Cup in game 7 thriller Friday night in Detroit; Sports fans everywhere miss celebration in the wake of the unbridled excitement of a dropped fly ball.

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