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Monday’s Cut Jokes

By Jon Schneider on Jun 08, 2009, 11:16 am

Mariano Rivera completed the save, quieting the doubters who wondered if he was done after his implosion on Saturday. Rivera pitched more like the way he did in the first 873 games of his career, prompting talk-radio callers everywhere to conclude that he’s finally back.

Rivera told the media quote I’m OK, I’m OK, I’m OK, after the game, inspiring many to wonder if he’s going a little bit crazy, crazy, crazy. Luckily, there’s no need to worry, worry, worry, as Rivera is still awesome, awesome, awesome.

Dan Warthen said the John Maine’s shoulder tightness could be the product of scar tissue from offseason surgery. Maine wasn’t so sure, saying, If it’s scar tissue, I wish I saw it, and called Warthen Sarcastic Mr. Know it all, but admitted that team trainers agree with Warthen. With the birds, I’ll share this lonely view, Maine said.

The New York Liberty started their season last night with a disappointing loss to the Sun. The team said its first mistake was taking on an astronomical body that’s 1.3 million times the size of the earth.

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