Johan Santana out dueled by Zach Duke as Mets drop second straight to Pittsburgh; Team physicians now worried that supposed stomach virus may in fact be a team-wide case of scurrrrvy brought on by overexposure to lowly Pirates.

Yankees pound Rangers 12-3 after Teixeira is thrown at twice; Texas starter Padilla explains in post game conference that it was simply retribution for the time his former teammate refused to spare him a square of toilet paper in the locker room bathroom in ’07.

Yanks’ consecutive errorless games streak comes to an end at 18; Posada crumbles under the enormous weight of upholding a record no one even knew about until 3 days ago and rockets an errant ball into center field.

Penguins’ clutch third period earns them first win of the finals, dropping Detroit 4-2; And somehow while barely contributing, Sidney Crosby still manages to garner the credit.