Jose Canseco is now 1-2 in pathetic, attention-whoring fights, previously beating Danny Bonaduce and losing to Vai Sikahema. He’s expected to square off with Flava Flav next month on the debut of VH1′s “So You Think You Can Cringe?”

It hasn’t been a good couple of months for former Net Jayson Williams. First his manslaughter case got reopened, then he got tasered for going all Zeppelin on a hotel room, and Monday morning he got arrested for punching someone in face at the Ugly Monkey Party Bar in Raleigh, North Carolina.

In Williams’ defense, Dick Vitale had it coming. But in Vitale’s defense, if Williams didn’t want to hang out with Dick Vitale, he wouldn’t have gone into the Ugly Monkey Party Bar in Raleigh, North Carolina.