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The Thursday (Apparently I no longer know what day it is) Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Apr 30, 2009, 7:00 am

Mets can’t find relief as bullpen blows win for Santana; New York headlines riddled with “Putz” jokes are officially Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau approved.

Joba Chamberlain dominates in Yankees 8-6 win over Tigers; Pitcher credits strong outing to relaxation method in which he pictures a tiny little Yogi Berra doing a jig on each batter’s shoulder.

Favre officially released by Jets, remains insistent that he will stay retired; “I’m really enjoying the retired life and see no reason to change things,” Favre explained. “Oh, and off the record,” he continued, “see you in Minnesota in June.”

Isiah Thomas signs four Junior College players and one smoking hot senior VP of marketing and business operations at FIU.

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  1. J. Mark English
    May 06, 2009, 11:47 am at 11:47 am #

    This Favre “saga” is getting really old…really fast. And if he goes to the Vikings, haven’t the Jets then broken their promise to the Packers about compensation?

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