Monday, April 27, 2009; NEW YORK – The New York Jets of the National Football League made an important scientific discovery at last weekend’s NFL Player Selection Meeting, uncovering a previously unknown subspecies of SN GRN. The new creature, known as “Shonn Greene,” is a close relative of the previously discovered Shawn Green and Sean Green, however, reports from the field indicate that Shonn Greene is in fact a distinct entity.

Like its cousins, Shawn Green and Sean Green, Shonn Green has counted the greater New York area among its vast territory, which has in the past extended as far west as Iowa where, coincidentally, Shawn Green has been discovered as well. While Shawn Green no longer populates the New York area, the newly discovered Shonn Green is expected to thrive in the city’s dense urban environment and co-exist with the present population of Sean Green.

“He has the same name as two other professional athletes, but spelled differently,” SNY’s Ted Berg said during an interview following the Saturday discovery of Shonn Green. Added Berg: “It’s a mildly funny coincidence, but there is a whole lot of other stuff going on out there that you could be writing about.”