Caps solve Lundqvist and the Rangers, win 4-0 at the Garden; Apparently, Alexander Ovechkin’s spy tactics are far more effective than any of us would have ever imagined.

Yanks-A’s matchup postponed due to rain; Yankee fans disappointed to see that the return of Jason Giambi and his magical golden thong apparently yields no control over the weather.

Mets decide not to erase Doc Gooden’s autograph from wall in new stadium bar after all; No word yet on their decision on how to deal with Mike Piazza writing his telephone number in all of the men’s bathroom stalls.

Jets move part of camp upstate to SUNY Cortland; New coach Rex Ryan feels nothing unites a team quite like isolation and 50 cent drafts at college bars.