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The Wednesday Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Apr 15, 2009, 12:53 am

Shot at no hitter broken up, but Burnett leads Yanks to 7-2 win over Rays; Dominant performance by Burnett allows the weary arms of Nick Swisher and the bullpen to get some much needed rest.

Ex-Met Ambiorix Burgos gets 9 month jail sentence for September ’08 assault on girlfriend; Burgos reportedly told the woman during the attack that “The police won’t do anything to me.  I’m a baseball player.”  Troubled pitcher’s future now more bleak than ever considering he stopped his car, backed up, and said the exact same thing to the victims of his October ’08 hit and run before driving off.

Isiah Thomas accepts position to coach FIU basketball.  Random fun fact of the day: FIU actually stands for F*cking Insane University.

Islanders come up lucky, land #1 pick in 2009 draft; Isles torn between two strong prospects, but sure they will immediately sign whomever they draft to a 23-year, guaranteed contract.

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