Johan Santana solid in debut, tight game preserved by bullpen in 2-1 Mets win over Cinci; J.J. Putz and Francisco Rodriguez return to their post-game lockers to find a steak dinner, a platinum rolex, and a signed headshot that reads “I love you.  Truly Yours, Johan,” waiting for each of them. 

CC Sabathia and Mark Teixeira fall short of expectations in debut as Yanks fall to O’s 10-5; Hank Steinbrenner waiting until A.J. Burnett’s debut before releasing a statement that he never wanted any of them and this is all Cashman’s fault.

Tarheels coast to national title, beat Spartans 89-72; Win gives senior Tyler Hansbrough storybook ending he returned to school for, assures he won’t be able to close his eyes again until well into his second NBA season.

Plaxico Burress wins $1 million grievance against Giants; Arbitrator points out that New York was not legally allowed to withhold money Burress earned before his misconduct, even in the event he suffered an injury of Maxwell Smart-like proportions.