Burress gun hearing adjourned until June 15th; Judge looking for a bit more time to work on his already riotous array of prepared Applebee’s, Harris Smith, and Cheddar Bob quips.

Rangers drop Devils 3-0 at the Garden; Avery/Brodeur showdown drama free, save for Avery starting up an “AL-I-MONY” chant from the penalty box with the game already well in hand in the 3rd period.

Richard Jefferson drops double-double on former team as the Bucks hammer the Nets 107-78; “The Nets organization decided I wasn’t good enough for East Rutherford, so they sent me to Milwaukee,” Jefferson said in a post-game interview, “I will never forget that, and whether in this life or the next… I shall have my revenge.”

Despite blowing 24 point lead, Jazz hold off feisty Knicks 112-104; “It’s kind of like when you played with you’re most unathletic, slow-witted friend as a kid,” Jazz guard Deron Williams pointed out, “You don’t want to completely blow him out of the water every time or he’ll never want to play with you again.  But there always comes that one time where you get too lax and suddenly that goofy bastard is actually on the verge of a win… it’s not a fun feeling.”