Late technical foul on Harrington’s dunk helps send game to OT as Knicks fall to Clippers 140-135; Realizing the fact that this EXACT same thing happened when the Knicks and Clippers met on February 11th, the team has begun investigating into the possibility of a hole in the space-time continuum.

Cavs set team record with 58th win, drop Nets 98-87; Nets playoff hopes looking slimmer and slimmer, but it remains a possibility if they can manage a win against the Lakers tomorrow night.  In other words… see you next year Nets fans.

Perez rocked for six runs in 3 2/3 innings as Mets lose to Tigers 10-6; Pitching coach Dan Warthen worried that Perez’s inclusion on Team Mexico may have gotten him out of shape, and will steadfastly stick to that assertion during every horribly inconsistent outing Perez has this season.

NFL considering expanding season to a grueling 17 or 18 games; “Sure there have been a few deaths on the practice field, but none in the games,” commissioner Roger Goodell pointed out, “plus this move is just laying the groundwork for eventually giving the players weapons and randomly releasing lions and tigers onto the playing field beginning in the 2020 season.”