Isiah says he’s doing fine, and is looking forward to helping the Knicks with the ’09 draft; Worst case scenario, Thomas says, if he screws up and suggests an inexcusable draft pick he’ll just tell Donnie Walsh and the media at large that it was actually his daughter who did it.

Nuggets get revenge on Nets in embarrassing 121-96 rout; Denver capitalizes on absence of Devin Harris (due to injury) and Sean Williams (out with a severe case of Russell Crowe).

Mets sign infielder Junior Spivey to a minor league contract; Move largely insignificant at this point, save for the fact that Omar Minaya just really enjoyed saying his name in a pirate voice… (Go ahead, try it.  It really is kind of fun)

Swisher leads Yanks with 3 RBI’s in win over Phillies; Swisher’s effectiveness assures us an April full of Michael Kay babbling about his fun-loving ways and how he has managed to loosen up the Yankee locker room with his fancy Ipod and his rock and roll music.

Cole Hamels returns to Philly to have his ailing elbow looked at; Mets brass hoping natural injury will take out the World Series MVP so they won’t be forced to hire that guy who took out Happy Gilmore for Hamels’ Citi Field debut.

No structural damage found in Cano’s elbow, second baseman will treat swelling and return by Friday; Young star will however keep bursitis excuse close to his hip should he enjoy another stellar first half of treading slightly above the Mendoza line.