Brandon Jacobs says the Giants need Plaxico Burress back in order to make another title run; Or, if he is unavailable, that they need to make a move for Marvin Harrison.  Bottom line, this team is only one wide receiver with a felony weapons charge away from a Super Bowl.

Jose Reyes goes deep twice and drives in six runs from the 3 spot in the lineup, leading Mets to 9-0 win over Marlins; “I didn’t do anything different today,” Reyes insisted, “well, except for that thong I was wearing… Maybe that Giambi guy was onto something.”

Jorge Posada, Shelley Duncan notch homers in Yanks 5-1 win; Shelley’s return to the spotlight gives fans much needed time to analyze his odd celebrity resemblance.

A-Rod told to keep his cousin away after catching a ride; GM Cashman asks that Alex’s now infamous cousin Yuri Sucart be kept away from games, practices, team hotel, and A-Rod’s ass.

Brodeur notches 99th career shutout in return from injury; Rangers notch first “Oh sh*t, maybe the coach wasn’t the problem” loss in Tortorella’s debut.