Knicks fall to Magic 114-109 despite three late, clutch shots by Danilo Gallinari; Loss saves New Yorkers from classy headlines like “3 spicy meat-a-balls” and “That’s A’3-more’!”

A-Rod homers to help give Yanks win in Grapefruit opener; Slugger says crowd wasn’t as bad as an average Fenway bunch… while rabid Red Sox fans sat in their homes fashioning makeshift syringe costumes and anxiously awaiting April 24th.

Harris scores 19 of his 42 in the fourth quarter to lead Nets past Bulls; New Jersey goes 25-for-25 at the free throw line, unless you count that fan who totally airballed his chance for a $50 gift certificate to Red Lobster at halftime… what a putz.

Mets win Grapefruit opener behind solid veteran hitting; Castillo and Church determined to prove they won’t warrant replacement until at least halfway through the year.

Giants sign Brandon Jacobs to four-year, $25 million deal; Contract assures fans in local market 4 more years of hearing that a 265 pound man should not be able to run like that.  Well you know what? Martin Lawrence had no problem moving like a puma in Big Momma’s House, so get over it!

Jets will allow WR Laveranues Coles to become a free agent; Coles looking forward to joining his former QB in Miami and crushing the Jets’ playoff hopes in a devastating final game.