Marbury finally waived by Knicks and free to join a playoff contender; Celtics excited about possibility of adding more pop off the bench, as well as more trucks  rocking back and forth in the team parking lot.

A-Rod preparing for hostile reception in first exhibition game; Superstar says it’s nothing he’s not used to, especially considering the twice monthly hostile receptions his butt endured for roughly six months each year from 2001-2003.

Syracuse beats up on St John’s as Coach Boeheim sets record for 20 win seasons; Red Storm fast approaching record for longest time spent as Big East punching bag.

Memphis Grizzly and astonishing fugly-face Marko Jaric secretly marries supermodel Adriana Lima on Valentine’s Day… ATTN: Hideous Uggoes – In case it was not entirely clear already, FOCUS ALL ENERGY ON DEVELOPING ATHLETICISM.