Brett Favre tells his agent he plans to retire; Evidently, the veteran QB was so sick of his Sportscenter coverage being inundated by A-Rod interviews and completely lacking the necessary uber-Favreyness, that he did what he felt had to be done.

Knicks put up 127 points on Warriors, somehow manage to lose by 17;  D’Antoni’s defensive mantra apparently  “If you haven’t gotten the ball back by letting the other team score in 7 seconds or less, you haven’t done your job.”

Johan Santana tests knee for first time, throws off mound; Ace pitcher says he feels well on his way to having the majority of his efforts negated by late game/season implosions.

Jeter waiting to address A-Rod questions until Spring Training is in full swing; Yankee captain trying to find the right way to say “I don’t even like this guy… just ask Joe Torre.”

Matt Bonner has second straight 20+ point game, helps Spurs dispose of Nets; Here’s to hoping the white, irish, ginger with a fallic last name keeps up the good work so I have a plethora of joke options running deep into the playoffs.