Andruw Jones rejects Yanks’ offer for non-roster invite to Spring Training; According to sources, Bombers’ early year buffet options not nearly up to Jones‘ standards.

Phelps suspended for three months by USA swimming for marijuana incident; When asked for a response, young Olympic hero offers only: “I have no idea what’s goin’ on.”

Pro Bowl prank goes wrong, Jay Cutler’s blood sugar monitor winds up in pool; Wilford Brimley catches red-eye to Hawaii and kicks Peyton Manning’s ass.

Jeter to play against Yankee teammates in USA exhibition game; A-Rod sidelined with feelings of confusion and self-loathing.