LeBron torches the Knicks for 52 and a triple-double in Cavs win; D’Antoni defense has officially become the vehicle for offensive all-stars “can you top this?” performances.

Nets smoke undermanned Wizards 115-88 for their 3rd win in a row; Injured Wizards Butler, Arenas, Stevenson, Blatch and Haywood forced to take the floor in the fourth quarter in their suit jackets and wingtips in desperate attempt to salvage dignity.

After chants of Kobe for MVP at the Garden, Reggie Miller thinks Knicks fans have gone soft; Former rival signs on to run around the court aimlessly with his hands on his neck in the “choke” position as the halftime entertainment for the February 23rd game against Indiana.

Dossier of Bonds’ supposed drug documents released Wednesday; Assortment includes an alleged “drug calendar,” which marked when he had to take certain substances, when he had to spend time stretching his hats and shirt necks, and when he needed to polish his dangly earrings (not steroid related, but still incriminating in regards to sense of style).

GM’s from Yankees, Mets and Nationals announce they are not pursuing Manny Ramirez; Manny, whose offseason days have consisted of sleeping till noon, followed by video games and cartoon network, still unaware that he hasn’t been signed.