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Is this your homework, Larry Bigbie?

By Duke Casanova on Feb 05, 2009, 4:01 pm

The storied “Is this your homework” series continues with its newest entry, this one dedicated to the great Larry Bigbie. Once upon a time, we cited Larry Bigbie as the example of the type of run-of-the-mill Major League steroid user who got lost in the shuffle when everyone was pointing fingers at the Clemenses and Bondses and Tejadas. Our point was that there are way more guilty Bigbies than there are guilty Hall of Famers. And that’s still true.

But it turns out Larry Bigbie is so much more.

According to today’s Daily News, Larry Bigbie was actually the catalyst for the entire Mitchell Report, putting Kirk Radomski in touch with the snitch who made the whole operation fall.

Larry Bigbie. Larry 31 career home runs in 1227 career at-bats Bigbie. That’s all we’ve got today, we just wanted to point that out.

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The Thursday Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Feb 05, 2009, 10:57 am

LeBron torches the Knicks for 52 and a triple-double in Cavs win; D’Antoni defense has officially become the vehicle for offensive all-stars “can you top this?” performances.

Nets smoke undermanned Wizards 115-88 for their 3rd win in a row; Injured Wizards Butler, Arenas, Stevenson, Blatch and Haywood forced to take the floor in the fourth quarter in their suit jackets and wingtips in desperate attempt to salvage dignity.

After chants of Kobe for MVP at the Garden, Reggie Miller thinks Knicks fans have gone soft; Former rival signs on to run around the court aimlessly with his hands on his neck in the “choke” position as the halftime entertainment for the February 23rd game against Indiana.

Dossier of Bonds’ supposed drug documents released Wednesday; Assortment includes an alleged “drug calendar,” which marked when he had to take certain substances, when he had to spend time stretching his hats and shirt necks, and when he needed to polish his dangly earrings (not steroid related, but still incriminating in regards to sense of style).

GM’s from Yankees, Mets and Nationals announce they are not pursuing Manny Ramirez; Manny, whose offseason days have consisted of sleeping till noon, followed by video games and cartoon network, still unaware that he hasn’t been signed.

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