Knicks knock off Hawks 112-104, and are in the playoff hunt after five straight home wins; David Stern seriously considering possibility of severe flaws in the playoff system.

Minaya may be interested in bringing Pedro Martinez back in 2009; Pitcher could not be reached for comment as he was reportedly somewhere in the Dominican Republic sitting under a mango tree when the news broke.

Devin Harris misses wide open 16-footer at the buzzer as Nets fall to Raptors; Point guard claims an “eerie, cold feeling” washed over him as he released the brick, team fears the ghost of Jason Kidd has not yet vacated the Izod Center.

Massachusetts police recover 27 stolen New York Giants Super Bowl rings; Authorities now searching for the owner of safety deposit box they were discovered in, which was registered under the name Bell Bilicheck.

Feds reportedly have urine sample that proves Barry Bonds used anabolic steroids; Inventory specialist for “Federal Government Old Pee Storage Room” officially named worst job in America.