In spite of current confidence in the team, Jerry Manuel says he would love to add Manny Ramirez to the middle of Mets’ lineup; Manager feels Ramirez could add necessary veteran leadership and serve as a real positive influence on the attention span of Jose Reyes.

Yanks optimistic for Posada and Rivera’s opening day return; Catcher has been rubbing urine on not only his hands, but on he and Mo’s recovering shoulders in hopes of toughening them up.

Rangers return from All Star break with 3-2 win over Hurricanes; Population at large shocked to learn the All Star break has already passed, shareholders for Versus channel remain confident that NHL contract was the right move.

Devils win over Sens makes backup Clemmensen a 20 game winner; ESPN’s Max Kellerman’s world turned upside down at news that maybe Martin Brodeur is not in fact, the most important person ever born anywhere… ever.

A-Rod reportedly unfazed by harsh comments in Torre’s book; “If Joe Torre wants to think I’m eerily obsessed with Jeter then let him,” Rodriguez said, “I mean who cares what he thinks, he’s old and not even that hot anymore.”