Knicks run D’Antoni offense to perfection, drop Suns 114-109; Nash’s 19 assists not enough for win, although he did spend the entirety of the 4th quarter staring at coach Terry Porter saying “I told you a-hole.”

Rex Ryan hit with barrage of questions on Favre during introductory press conference, says he “would think anybody would want him as their quarterback”; Packers/playoff teams/Thomas Jones not so sure.

Hornets cut down Nets despite absence of 2 starters and primary backup; Tyson Chandler and David West forced to watch due to injuries, while Hilton Armstrong suffers severe case of “Who cares? We’re playing the Nets.”

Olympiacos reportedly interested in Marbury; Editors at New York Post itching to run “My Big Fat Greek Love Stain on the Seat of my Truck” headline.

Former Met Jeff Kent to announce retirement from baseball; Will however, continue unabashed mustachery.