Duhon helps lift Knicks over former team in 102-98 win; Knicks part of MLK Day miracle as they somehow triumph over Chicago despite the crushing blow of losing the guy who brings the bagels for the rest of the season.

Giants promote Sheridan to D-coordinator; Former linebackers coach relieved to pass along duties of helping hide firearms for Antonio Pierce.

Jets officially announce hiring of Rex Ryan at head coach, while somewhere in Ray Finkle-esque bedroom, Jeff Jagodzinski plans his kidnapping and subsequent killing.

Baseball almost set to return as rosters are released for the annual “If any of our All Stars get injured in this crap I’m going to kill myself” classic.