In hopes of gaining insight on some of his clients, Mets brass hold extensive session with agent Scott Boras; Shortly after the session, a young priest and an old priest were seen entering Citi Field armed to the teeth with holy water-filled Super Soakers.

Browns decide on optimal replacement for loveable but hapless fatty Crennel; Sign likeable but clueless chubster Mangini to 4 year deal.

Nets knock off Grizzlies for third straight home win; Carter and team able to maintain composure despite raucous contingent of Memphis die hards who made the trip to take in the gorgeous Izod Center and cheer on the Grizz.

Cowboys cut ties with Pacman Jones amidst discovery of his possible involvement in a 2007 shooting; Troubled cornerback now only one felony accusation away from reaching official Super Villian status.