G-Men come up huge in possible NFC Championship preview, knock off Panthers 34-28;  Earth, Wind, power of Captain Planet carry Giants to OT victory.

Jets lose out west again, playoff hopes looking slim; Eric Mangini not panicked however, and still looking festively plump.

Rondo too much for Knicks to handle as Celtics earn record win, 124-105; Chris Duhon and Nate Robinson could not stop Rondo from getting to the hoop, as they remained as close as possible to half court focusing whole-heartedly on breaking out quickly for the D’Antoni offense.

Ramirez apparently confident that Yankees will make 3 year offer, and that his home’s lack of a chimney will not affect Santa’s ability to deliver the Dragon Ball Z bedspread he is so desperately hoping for this year.

Lions edging ever closer to 0-16, shocked to learn this wouldn’t earn them what would seem to be a fair split of the federal bailout money.