Mets introduce K-Rod at holiday party; Party turns awkward when a drunk Jose Reyes pees on decorative plant and Moises Alou shows up and shoves his hands in the soil.

Slow starting Jazz rally to defeat Nets 103-92 in battle for the least intimidating names in sports.

While not panicking in the absence of Plaxico Burress the Giants make call to 36 year old Joe Horn; Apparently also sent telegrams to gauge possible interest of Mercury Morris, Lynn Swann and Art Monk.

Yanks set to introduce Sabathia and Burnett on Thursday; Pitchers to enter news conference in golden chariot surrounded by brown sacks with dollar signs on them.