Mets get sweet relief, land K-Rod; Johan Santana throws out his back in spastic fit of joyous merriment, ace likely out until at least the All Star Break.

Yanks reportedly close to finalizing deal with CC Sabathia worth $160 million over 7 years; Apparently, the pitcher’s hopes to remain in the National League and live on the west coast were severely outweighed by his desire to have a room in his home devoted solely to money swimming.

Knicks fall behind late, lose to Bulls 105-100; Comeback partially thwarted by Wilson Chandler’s ill-timed Dan Orlovsky impression, when the forward was standing out of bounds on a late 3-point attempt.

Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter defends friend Plaxico Burress, and athlete’s needs for guns; Points out that with the amount of people out there who have personally told him they’d love to strangle the life out of him (presumably because he is a pro athlete and for no other reason whatsoever), he wouldn’t even go to Church unarmed.