Jets defensive end Shaun Ellis charged with speeding, driving without insurance, and marijuana possession; The team will likely go easy on Ellis however, as he just happened to be the one who drew the short straw, earning him the job of making sure the New York media didn’t completely forget the Jets exist.

Giants LB Antonio Pierce to speak with authorities on Friday regarding his involvement in the Plaxico Burress shooting; Pierce refused to aknowledge the incident with the media however, saying “I am about as focused as I can be,” as he frisked each person who entered the locker room for firearms.

Canadiens spank Rangers 6-2 in Montreal; No one shot… no drug possession… no famous, hot ex-girlfriends publicly disparaged… no one interested.

Yanks GM Cashman meets with Sabathia’s agent Scott Boras; After tension over A-Rod mess is broken by a swift Cashman slap, meeting goes relatively smoothly.