Giants meet with Plaxico, officially end his season by placing him on the reserve/non-football injury list; Embattled star to supplement income by launching line of comfortable, yet practical, holster-equipped sweatpants.

Knicks outscored by 11 in the fourth quarter in loss at home to Blazers; Clearly missing the presence and leadership of Stephon Marbury down the stretch.

Despite being on the supposed “hot seat” for the better part of the season, rumors swirling that Notre Dame will retain head coach Charlie Weis for 2009 season; Fear that rough economy will force South Bend area Arby’s restaurants into closing subsides.

Nets fall to dismal Wizards with 108-88 loss at home; Team attributes end of 3 game win streak they had enjoyed on the road to the demoralizing affect of having to return to New Jersey.

Former Ranger Sean Avery suspended by NHL for public remarks referring to ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert as “sloppy seconds”; An estimated 10,000 American males will lose their office jobs in the wake of this story after sending “Subject: If this is sloppy seconds, sign me up!” inter-office emails.