Control of Yankees officially shifts to son Hal; George Steinbrenner however, retains the right to trade Hal to Tyson chicken in exchange for concession products if he so chooses.

Aaron Heilman wants starting spot or trade; “The object is not to get out of New York,” Heilman’s agent said, “it is to get out of the bullpen and off of Johan Santana’s hit list.” 

Knicks looking to obtain Al Harrington from Golden State in exchange for Jamal Crawford; Crawford wary that the trade is just a front for an elaborate frame up that will find him trying to explain what the lifeless body of Stephon Marbury is doing in his suitcase.

Yanks give CC ultimatum: Tell us what we want to hear, or we will blow up Alderon.

Burress misses practice with ailing hamstring; Receiver says he aggravated injury using his cell phone, pointing out, “See?  This is why I don’t call when I’m not coming to practice.”