Rangers and Islanders celebrate shootout wins; Donovan McNabb disgusted that he and his team were never even given this fair and just chance.

Yanks to open stadium with exhibition series against Cubs; Piniella looking forward throwing ceremonial first base in argument with umpire.

SEC charges Mavericks owner Mark Cuban with insider trading on his investment with mamma.com; Cuban alleges he decided to get out not on the basis that the company was losing money, but upon the revelation that the site was a search engine and not a fansite for Martin Lawrence’s underrated and hilarious undercover cop/big fat lady movies.

Albert Pujols wins second NL MVP award despite playing most of the season with a torn elbow ligament; Sports fans at large dreading Chris Berman’s eventual testament to the toughness of Albert “winnie the pooh” Holes.

Mindy McCready opens up to Inside Edition, saying during the course of their relationship Roger Clemens “treated her like a princess”; Andy Pettitte opens up to ESPN, saying that is the exact same tactic Roger used to gain his trust.