Giants smash Ravens 30-10 in convincing win; Baltimore defense, Ray Lewis’ mouth, and Joe Flacco’s unibrow decimated in the wake of Big Blue’s 207 yard rushing attack.

Despite solid shooting performance, Knicks fall to Mavs in OT; “We had sunk so low during that 5-game losing streak,” Dallas forward Josh Howard pointed out, “I’m just glad to feel high again.”

Yankees sell rights to pitcher Darrell Rasner for $1million;  Cashman hoping to sneak a chloroformed Kei Igawa back over to Japan in cargo hold of Rasner’s flight.

Brewers GM Doug Melvin says Yanks overbid for free agent Sabathia; Melvin still fairly confident the lure of the bright lights and worldwide recognition the city of Milawaukee can bring him will be all Sabathia will need to ignore New York.

Eagles and Bengals play to a tie game, McNabb and others admit unawareness of the possibility of a tie in NFL; Eagles’ quarterback also appalled at the revelations that hockey, soccer, and tic-tac-toe also carry the same risk.