Jets bring back veteran Ty Law for one-year deal just in time to play Pats; According to one anonymous Jet, even if Law isn’t ready to play, having the one-time Patriot there to give tips on their playbook could make the signing worth while regardless.

Rangers fall to Oilers in shootout as Edmonton closes out 7-game road trip on a high note.  Now, with smiles on their faces, the Oilers can head back to the down-home comforts of sunny Alberta for some relaxation.

Niners fall to Cardinals in valiant effort on Monday Night Football; Strong showing compells motivational genius Mike Singletary to only show top of his ass crack to team, rather than drop his pants entirely.

All things Favre update…  Favre’s nephew sets high school record; Gunslinger’s dog slated to replace Duke, who was tragically hit by a bean delivery truck, in Bush’s Baked Beans ad campaign.

Monument Park move to new stadium under way; Giambi caught slipping a golden thong plaque in with retired numbers.