Game 5 finally resumes Wednesday as Phillies clinch first World Series title since 1980; After yet another masterful save, Philly closer Brad Lidge had this to say before breaking down in tears of joy… “F*ck you Albert Pujols!!! I can finally sleee-heeee-eeep!”

Knicks hold off Heat for first win of D’Antoni era;  Marbury and Curry spend the entirety of game in the “pending a trade to the first sucker who shows any interest” section.

New look Nets win opener in Washington despite six Wizards in double figures, including Gandalf and Merlin combining for 52 and casting a spell making Yi Jianlian 3’7″.

Burress says he is not a distraction to Giants; “Like I said, I am human,” the receiver admitted, “I’ve made some mistakes, I admit that.  And I have admitted that I don’t give a f*ck and I would definitely repeat them if the mood strikes me.  So… I guess I just don’t know what else it is you people want to hear.”