Giants get huge win on the road in Pittsburgh thanks in large part to a botched snap and a safety by the Steelers;  Brett Favre appalled at the thought of any red-blooded American being forced to survive without a Snapper.

Jets instill confidence in fans by mounting last-minute, gunslinging, game winning drive against one of the worst teams in the league who were starting their third string QB (thanks to injury) and without their starting running back (due to the misinterpretation of his club scene shenanigans)… Great googily moogily.

Phillies slugger Ryan Howard, desperately seeking exoneration from fans for his involvement in the “Ode to the Subway Big Philly Cheesesteak,” launches 2 home runs and drives in 5 runs to lead Phils to 3-1 series lead.

Police dismayed by Isiah Thomas’ involvement of his daughter in alleged cover-up; “My cops can tell the difference between a 47 year-old man and a young female,” the Harrison police chief pointed out, “Besides, I doubt Mr. Thomas’ daughter would thank the female paramedic who treated her by grabbing her ass and asking if she wanted to see his Knickerbocker.”

Former Jet Pennington continues resurgence as he leads Dolphins to 25-16 win over division leading Buffalo;  Pennington racks up 314 passing yards and remarkable consistency, completing 198 of his 220 pass attempts.