Phillies take first game of the World Series 3-2 over the Rays; Riveting game one features winning team going 0-for-13 with runners in scoring position, and countrywide entitlement to free taco.

Favre downplays allegations of supplying Lions with inside information;  Calls the implication that he has at any time in his career known the contents of a playbook “awful ridiculous.”

Devils stomp Stars 5-0, Brodeur earns 98th career shutout;  Goalie celebrates by sprinting to the visitors’ locker room immediately following 3rd period, and taking a dump in Sean Avery’s equipment bag.

Chiefs RB Larry Johnson apologizes for his latest controversial off the field antics: “I’m kind of disgusted with myself,” Johnson said, “I mean, a fourth accusation of assaulting women is deplorable.  And imagine how ashamed I’d be if it had actually been reported all the other times I’ve done it.”