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Brett Favre talks to Lions

By Duke Casanova on Oct 22, 2008, 12:21 pm

So according to a report from Brendan Kuty on SNY.tv, Brett Favre today admitted to chatting with former Lions GM Matt Millen about the Packers’ gameplan against the Lions, which the Lions then used to stomp the Packers. Of course, newsmakers ESPN refused to report the story, which had developed over the last week, for fear that they might do something to tick off His Favreness.

Eric Mangini rightfully dismissed talk that Favre’s info could have aided the Lions, saying that knowledge changes hands all the time in the NFL with little or no benefit.

He’s right, you know. Plus, exactly what gameplan information does Brett Favre know? Does Brett Favre really know any scripted plays? As far as we’re concerned, his half of the conversation probably went something like this:

“Hey Matt, hunting’s great, but guess what? I know the Packers’ gameplan against your Lions, at least based on what we did last year. It’s this:

“FAVRE! FAVRE! FAVRE! FAVRE! FAVRE!”

Of course, complex as that strategy is, it would have been difficult for a mind like Matt Millen’s to recite it for his team. We imagine Millen, who might be the worst GM in the history of sports, probably recapped his conversation sort of like this:

“Gobble gobble muck! Mustache, sausage, FAVRE!”

And so the Lions beat the Packers.

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The Wednesday Morning Fix

By Slim Pickens on Oct 22, 2008, 9:39 am

Knicks lose final preseason game, some final shreds of hope, as promising Wilson Chandler goes down with sprained knee.

Workers begin laying sod at the new Yankee Stadium; Process briefly halted to pull up the area behind home plate after it was revealed a Red Sox fan had buried Jason Varitek’s ability to hit somewhere in the area.

Not sure what to do with that excess $65k?  Get in on the action for the Jets’ PSLs while the bargains are still hot!

Cleveland Browns coach Romeo Crennel devastated by news that team was suspending “piece of meat” for one game;  Relieved to find out they were just talking about Kellen Winslow.

MMA organization Elite XC folds, high profile stars out of the job;  Kimbo Slice to return to fighting bums on the streets, Gina Carano to resume fighting alongside bums on NBC.

World Series set to begin tonight, inundation of ”reason-based” media predictions to finally end;  Check out the only real analysis you’ll need right here.

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